Don’t ever look into a person’s face in the dark. Your imagination does these weird things and all of a sudden that person’s face becomes grotesquely distorted and ghastly.
Oh my god it’s so true! My brother and I used to play that game before bed. … I didn’t sleep much as a child
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way